Dad’s impression of Aldi cashier is something all grocery shoppers will get
‘I wondered if this person hated canned goods or was going for a high score shooting them into the cart.’
LOL
Tumblr Tells Some Wild Stories, And Here Are 19 Really Good Ones
1. The one about the argument: 2. The one about cracking an egg: 3. The one about returning a book to the library: 4. The one about working for the mob: 5. The one about Twister: 6. The one about the litter box: 7. The one about true love: 8. The one about the headphones: 9. The one about[…]
Mooer Report Press Conference
Date: 2019-09-19 23:01:03 [aoa id=’0′][dn_wp_yt_youtube_source type=”101″ id=”CYDys0NtjCA”][/aoa] The conspiracy theories about milk are rampant. Thankfully, an intrepid dairy lawyer has dedicated his life to debunking the lies and the Mooer Report is finally here. https://www.themooerreport.com/ @TheMooerReport Subscribe now: https://www.youtube.com/c/funnyordie?sub_confirmation=1 Get more Funny Or Die ——————————- Like FOD on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/funnyordie[…]
NASA needs funny people on their team and they are not joking about this
Aside from being in great physical shape and passing the technical skills exam, the National Aeronautics and Space Administration (NASA) also requires a “joker” to be part of this manned mission to Mars. Since this is going to be a long spaceflight, the team needs someone with a great sense of[…]
This Cat Is The Third Wheel In A Dog’s Relationship, And Their Photos Are Just Too Funny
When we hear ‘cats and dogs’, we think of everything but friendship. Even though that’s quite usual, there are a few examples where these totally different animals get along very well. One perfect example is the trio made of Watson and Kiko the Golden Retrievers, and their feline third-wheeler friend, Harry. Their relationship[…]
This woman’s hilarious video about ‘straight pride’ is so funny even straight people are sharing it
Eva Victor’s explanation to her boyfriend why she’s so excited about attending the “Straight Pride” parade has gone viral for all the right reasons.
Dumbest Music Video: Meat Loaf
Date: 2019-09-23 14:00:01 [aoa id=’0′][dn_wp_yt_youtube_source type=”101″ id=”7-l1kl-Xvx4″][/aoa] This Meat Loaf epic is the dumbest music video about breaking into a castle to take a bath Subscribe now: https://www.youtube.com/c/funnyordie?sub_confirmation=1 Get more Funny Or Die ——————————- Like FOD on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/funnyordie Follow FOD on Twitter: https://twitter.com/funnyordie Follow FOD on Tumblr: http://funnyordie.tumblr.com/ Follow[…]
Family Sends The Most Awkward Christmas Cards For 16 Years, And It’s Too Funny
If you think your family is weird, wait till you see the Bergerons. Or at least the Christmas cards they have been creating for the past 16 years. “I can’t tell you if it was me or Laura who thought of it, or even if it evolved between the two[…]
21 Signs That Have No Business Being This Funny
1. Has anybody seen Abby? People are waiting for their Blizzards. 2. Don’t bother looking for Joe, though. 3. A little sarcasm goes a long way in safety posters. 4. I feel like this sign was ghostwritten by Ron Swanson. 5. Informative AND catchy! 6. In 2019 we all use our blinkers. OK? OK. 7. There’s a[…]
20 Funny Illustrations That Prove The World Has Seriously Changed For The Worse
Even though we all need to focus on positive things in life, it is apparently inevitable to take a look at what the world has turned into and realize that things have gone in a wrong direction recently. While our salaries have stayed the same, our bills, housing prices, and[…]