Tumblr Tells Some Wild Stories, And Here Are 19 Really Good Ones

1. The one about the argument: 2. The one about cracking an egg: 3. The one about returning a book to the library: 4. The one about working for the mob: 5. The one about Twister: 6. The one about the litter box: 7. The one about true love: 8. The one about the headphones: 9. The one about[…]

Mooer Report Press Conference

Date: 2019-09-19 23:01:03 [aoa id=’0′][dn_wp_yt_youtube_source type=”101″ id=”CYDys0NtjCA”][/aoa] The conspiracy theories about milk are rampant. Thankfully, an intrepid dairy lawyer has dedicated his life to debunking the lies and the Mooer Report is finally here. @TheMooerReport Subscribe now: Get more Funny Or Die ——————————- Like FOD on Facebook:[…]

NASA needs funny people on their team and they are not joking about this

Aside from being in great physical shape and passing the technical skills exam, the National Aeronautics and Space Administration (NASA) also requires a “joker” to be part of this manned mission to Mars. Since this is going to be a long spaceflight, the team needs someone with a great sense of[…]

Dumbest Music Video: Meat Loaf

Date: 2019-09-23 14:00:01 [aoa id=’0′][dn_wp_yt_youtube_source type=”101″ id=”7-l1kl-Xvx4″][/aoa] This Meat Loaf epic is the dumbest music video about breaking into a castle to take a bath Subscribe now: Get more Funny Or Die ——————————- Like FOD on Facebook: Follow FOD on Twitter: Follow FOD on Tumblr: Follow[…]

21 Signs That Have No Business Being This Funny

1. Has anybody seen Abby? People are waiting for their Blizzards. 2. Don’t bother looking for Joe, though. 3. A little sarcasm goes a long way in safety posters. 4. I feel like this sign was ghostwritten by Ron Swanson. 5. Informative AND catchy! 6. In 2019 we all use our blinkers. OK? OK. 7. There’s a[…]